We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Be still, my beating vagina.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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