David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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