Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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