your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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