If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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