im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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