Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
But theres a keg here and me gusta
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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