he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
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I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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