just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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