Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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