Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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