just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
