I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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