I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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