Pregnant stripper...not hot.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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