real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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