we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
