I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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