At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
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I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
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