I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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