Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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