what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Randomize
