S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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