So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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