Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
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Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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