I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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