SEEEEXXX PLEASE
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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