mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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