A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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