Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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