He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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