Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
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