I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Every concussion has its silver lining
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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