ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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