i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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