every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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