maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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