The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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