it's not cheating when I paid for it
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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