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maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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Let's paint friendship bongs
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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