I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
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I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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