she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Randomize
