I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
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A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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