my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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