Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
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My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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