After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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