Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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