Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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