i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
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What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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