that's an acceptable place to lick
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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