I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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