Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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