She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Ketchup is God's man juice
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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