I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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