There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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